If you’re a kid (or adult I guess) with a kraut sensitive nose, all
you need is one of those old-school pocket change holders. You know the
rubbery oval-shaped ones with the longways slit that you squeeze to
open. Ask your grandfather of great grandfather if you’re not sure what
they are. All you have to do is empty it and squeeze it and wear the
slit by insert your nose before you release. Now you can enjoy walking
around the house without the full-on olfactory assault. It also works
for blocking the smell of cooking turnips. And yes, I did come up with
this as a child in a time of absolute necessity.
Here are
a few quotes to think about, “There is a lot of harm in trying
something new. That’s why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny
rabbits” Dr. Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory. “A soul patch!
The dingle-berry of the beard community!” Wes Cole
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